"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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