I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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