If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize