his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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