i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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