You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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