1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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