on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You're like the curious george of whores
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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