The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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