i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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