She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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