Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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