Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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