You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
People in love make me want to vomit
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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