Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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