awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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