IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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