Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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