doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
now i know why i became what i already was.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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