While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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