You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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