There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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