I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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