I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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