Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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