So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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