So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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