on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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