Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize