I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
