if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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