Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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