I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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