I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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