no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
send nudes
from the living room?
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