i think my tv is drunk
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
