PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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