Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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