Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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