dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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