: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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