Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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