I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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