Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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