We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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