Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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