He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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