is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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