My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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