So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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