How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she looked like the before picture.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
