Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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