I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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We have started to decorate penises.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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