Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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