we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We're too hungover to prance.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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