im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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