You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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