That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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